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Ya Know, if I was Jessie`s Girl. I would of dumped Jessie for Rick Springfield!!
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
I`m selling my browser history on eBay before the government does.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
Well after 6 months of my girlfriend nagging, I finally did it, I lost 120lbs ... I`m sure gonna miss her.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping and I`m like O_-
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face…
5 symptoms of laziness –> 1.
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.