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I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
Key to a great marriage ... Lack of imagination.
If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..
Every time someone says "Have a nice day!", I yell "DON`T F**KING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
This day needs more yesterday.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
:): The Bipolar smiley face
Orgasms are alot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I don`t really care if you don`t have any pizza.