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Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air.
Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don`t have to hear what she`s talking about.
My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.
That`s not chapstick in my front pocket.
The best part of waking up is.....wait, I didn`t think this through entirely.
What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
Facebook is like my fridge… I know there is nothing there but I check it every 10 minutes anyways.
Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that`s what drinking is like.
I`m a fantastic secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don`t care enough to actually talk about it to anyone else.
My new year`s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesturday, yesturday you were pretty f*cking annoying.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.
I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!