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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Today I gave up procrastination for Lent.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
I can’t even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
My girlfriend left the lights on, on her Smart Car last night. This morning I had to jump start it with my Android.
So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
When your feeling down, I will be there to feel you up. ;)
Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing.
Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside