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So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
Tequila... cuz the bed isn`t goin to spin itself!
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
Just so I`m sure to make friends, I like to walk in the bar carrying a handful of phone chargers.
I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I`m fat and can`t run for more than 2 minutes.
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Peanut butter sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally...........Listen,, I don`t make the rules people.
I hate taking down Christmas decorations just to put up Halloween decorations...
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
Bands who can`t afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don`t even remember what he did anymore.
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.