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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.
I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
Thought I saw a kangeroo today turned out to be a greyhound taking a dump !
I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
Just once...one time; can`t we buy a tree that doesn`t try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am.
If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine.
The last time I touched a breast, it was in a KFC bucket.
If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
Ironman and Batman`s only super powers is being super rich and smart really makes Bill Gates a real disappointment.