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Million dollar idea: Duck Dynasty chia pets.
Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
I would watch NASCAR if hot wheels designed the tracks.
It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
Just moisturized my hands and now I can`t get out of the bathroom. Send help.
I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.
It’s not you. It’s my ears. They just make you sound so boring and dull.
Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
is running out of excuses for the stupid things I do. Please submit suggestions below.
Don`t get into a relationship with someone unless they love you as much as Kim Kardashian loves Kim Kardashian.
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My wife accused me of spending too much time on Facebook. That’s funny, when did I get a wife?
You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.