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Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
Been coughing all night & day, can`t seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie.
Why do grown ups pay to go to gyms to exercise on expensive equipment? Can`t we meet at a park after work and play tag until dark?
Gone insane. Be back Tuesday.
The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.
Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
I ordered an Asian hooker last night. She showed up 2 hours late. She loved me wrong time.
Someone smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.......Oh it`s me? Sorry about that.