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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
So, all theses years I thought it was the dyer making my shirts not fit. now I`m pretty sure it the refrigerator.
I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
if you want me to go running with you, I´m going to need some motivation... Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.
"Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
Why don`t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
People who walk down the escalator. Stop it, we have enough over achievers!
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
Been coughing all night & day, can`t seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie.
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.