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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Nothing says “I hate you” like giving someone’s child a drum set.
Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life, where they realize they’re stupid?
I`m starting to think mosquitoes just land on our faces not to suck blood but to see how stupid we look when we slap ourselves.
I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
Dear Cashier: Stop giving me attitude and acting like your job is so complicated and stressful. Self-Checkout has proven that you are really unnecessary.
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
Does shaking the vending machine count as working ...
If we`re all expected to have sex with our Valentine on Valentine`s Day, I`m truly dreading Presidents` Day.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could`ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.