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No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack.
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
Bring a CD into my car that I "have to hear" and I`ll figure out a way to deploy the passenger side airbags
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
My wife woke up with a HUGE smile on her face this morning. I love sharpies.
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of your eye but half the time there is anything in my eye its an eyelash!
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.
Happy Birthday to all those ladies that their men forgot about because it falls on Super Bowl Sunday this year.
The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you`re talking to drugs, it`s probably too late to say no to them.