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New day, same old bullsh!t
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
“They dared me to” is ALWAYS a valid excuse.
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn`t come back, what you`ve lost is a regular pigeon.
I got this weird condition where I drink a case of beer and fall down.
I just sprayed Citrus Fabreeze in my bathroom... Now it smells like Sh*trus
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
I have NEVER faked a sarcasm in my life ;)
I`m getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I`ve got Norton but...
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you`re not allowed to use them. Because nothing says class like useless towels.
Peppermint schnapps might seem like a ridiculous drink, but nobody at work ever complains about my breath.
I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.