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I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. When it only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Walmart
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.
You know you should goto sleep when the sheep you`re counting start hitting the fence.
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.