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I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
People saying "Laugh my a$$ off" and still having an a$$ next time I see them is the reason I have trust issues.
The average human uses less than 10 percent of the remote.
What is this `wrong hole` you people speak of?
Here`s a crazy concept, maybe I`m not in a bad mood, angry, or a bitch. Maybe I said it because it`s true and I meant it. Marinate on that.
You heard me right. I said:"Lets agree to disagree." It`s much more polite than:"Whatever, bitch."
When someone shows you they don`t want to be a part of your life, let them go. I`m not saying you can`t make a voodoo doll of them, though.
I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you`re mistaken ...its pronounced sexy
For Christmas I just want summer...
Wind chimes? I can`t see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what`d be nice? Noise.
"American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually does have an amazing story from band camp.
I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.