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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
Just got legitimately excited when I remembered I can pay a person to drive a pizza to my house
Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
Lightning is like God`s way of saying "Get out of that tree you pervert!"
If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
This day needs more yesterday.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....