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I feel like being that guy that gets upset when people use the term "straight A`s". "Fabulously flawless A`s" sounds much better.
Gentlemen may not be extinct, but they are definitely endangered
Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
I`m not everyone`s cup of tea ... I`d rather be someone`s shot of tequila away.
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
Alcohol is never the answer...unless, of course, you ask what I`ll be doing tonight.
If you get excited that jumping on the bed won`t spill the wineglass on the other side, you`re probably an alcoholic.
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my sh!t together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about