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They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?"
Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.
Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.
B!tches be trippin ... OK, maybe I pushed one.
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you`ve done with the place.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D