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When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
Today is national bring your flask to work day. I just made it up. Tell the others...
Under no circumstances shall a call be made to another male after 2 a.m., unless its to get bailed out of jail.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
People with kids, your posts are all the birth control I need.
Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today.
it`s friday o clock
They don`t even serve apples at Applebee`s. Or bees.
Life gets expensive when you trust a woman that`s cute.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
I am not lazy, I`m on power saving mode