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My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I`ve never sympathized more with women in my life.
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
I`d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I`ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don`t (you know why).
whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90`s TV
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.
Pink camouflage: I`m like, where you hiding? Candyland?
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it.
I`m not perfect. But I am better than you.