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Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
Divorce is expensive because its worth it.
Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
A communist joke isn`t funny unless everyone gets it.
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
And then God said, "Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I`ll give women the power over which to control it."
If you’re that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
One dog was admiring another dog`s leash, and said, "I admire your restraint."
How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?