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To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
I missed that one episode of The Walking Dead where they show us how the zombies keep everyone`s lawns so freshly mowed.
I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald’s.
about love
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
Knock knock Who`s there? Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
I`m at my most badass when I`m popping a wheelie with a shopping cart.
And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
Thank God I still have a few days left to achieve my goal of β€œgoing to the gym in 2014.”
I didn’t sell my soul to the devil….we worked out a rent-to-own deal.
Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.
Oh, honey, you have gone beyond muffin top. That`s a busted can of biscuits!