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(For women only) Wants to go on the Maury Povich show and hear, "You are NOT the mother!"
I don`t go to bars anymore, but I miss some things about it. So sometimes I wait outside my bathroom for 15 minutes when I`m dying to pee.
My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
I`ll never become mature enough to not laugh out loud when the person in the stall next to me farts so loud it sounds like a volcano just erupted.
You’re not an easy person to like….I like that about you.
“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it`s an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island.
This beer is making me awesome !! ;)
Why do they leave folding chairs so close to the wrestling ring? Shouldn’t the maintenance staff have learned their lesson by now?
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
I never let anyone see me eat junk food. Not because I`m afraid they will judge me. I just don`t want to share.
Being in the doghouse isn`t so bad if there`s enough beer in the bowl.
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.