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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
It`s been few days since I heard from the voices in my head, I think it`s the calm before the storm. Some big sh!t is gonna go down!!
Don`t worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn`t listening anyway.
Recipes sound good until you realize that you don`t have $846 worth of spices in your house.
I maybe wrong but I doubt it.
Another World`s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
I wonder if dogs ever wake up in the morning and think "dear god please don`t take me jogging with you today"?
When a man talks dirty to a woman it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it`s $3.95 per minute.
The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
*spits out animal cracker* This doesn`t even taste like hippo.
I mixed Taco Bell sauce into my Ramen Noodles, It tastes exactly like poverty.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss.