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So how long before GoFundMe is our nation`s leading health care provider?
The phrase "don`t take this the wrong way" has zero % success rate
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
I think the only way I`ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I`m in prison.
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
If you`re not employed by the Secret Service, there is absolutely no reason to have a Bluetooth on your ear.
Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
Afraid my muffin top is desiring to become a pound cake.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better status than yours!