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From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy.
Don`t sugar-coat it, I`ll just lick that off....
Wow, I haven`t seen you since the last time I wish I hadn`t seen you
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if Iām not sure what it means
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
Life is tough. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it like the rest of us.
Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
My scars tell a story. A story about a guy who`s really f*cking clumsy.