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*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as I suspected. wind.
Why didn`t Spider-Man`s enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
My give a damn is busted! Parts on backorder....
My Boss requested me on facebook. I was like "pssst". If only he knew all the sh*t I post about his ugly @$$.
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
I think the Worst Part about admitting you are an Alcoholic ..is People expect you to Quit Drinking.
Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.
Intelligence is like underwear. It`s important that you have it but there`s no need to show it off.
Tonight I’m trying to get to that happy place right between don’t know my own name and head in the toilet.
I want a man who loves me for my personality. Is it really to much to ask, I mean I do have several to pick from.
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.