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You seem to love cocktails... or part of it.
Don`t ever forget.. I`m always here. A l w a y s. Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That`s right. I see everything.
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from. FML
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
Still waiting for the moment when there will be a "add to wishlist" button on people`s facebook profile !!
I don`t lift so maybe I`m wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
You don’t have to be drunk to love me, but it helps