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I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
Winter needs to calm the f*ck down
I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
There are a thousand better ways to spend your time and yet here you are with me.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no money in there.
It`s a little known made up fact of mine that 40% of the air inside a Taco Bell is just farts.
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food