Daily Silly Status

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.

Some people wouldn`t understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet.

Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?

I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.

When one door closes, another one opens.... That`s when you realize that you`ve bought a really bad second hand car.

Note to Self: In future interviews, don`t say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.

Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.

My Retirement Plan hinges on having at least one successful kid.

What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?

My anger management class pisses me off

Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, "what kinda robot does that one turn into?"

My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed