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Try sliding down a water slide without running water to realize how important foreplay is
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
Behind that fat girl is a beautiful woman...No seriously, she`s in the way.
If he pauses a video game to text you, he`s probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
If he uses an iPhone 5 in Taken 3 he`s going to be spending half the movie charging it.
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
I don`t think the guy below me understands how this works.
If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
Youth is wasted on the young.