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Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out?
Yes Grandma, I`m almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
I`m on a whiskey diet. So far I`ve lost 3 days.
Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook like some caveman.
I found a penny today that reminded me of you. Totally worthless and always in a stranger`s pants.