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Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If your interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it`s fun to push things down the stairs.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
I just saw a 3D printer at the UPS store. It`s kind of cool, but I won`t be impressed until it can print snacks...
Currently training for when they inevitably make drinking an Olympic sport.
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.