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After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
It`s only October 3rd and I`ve already beaten the sh!t out of two motion activated skeletons at store entrances.
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
feels guilty for not spending more time with my kids. I should really get them a Facebook account.
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
Yes, I streaked once on a dare ... all the rest of the times though were just for fun
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don`t try to run her life and I don`t try to run mine.
How easily you`re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive, I won`t have a clue how to get back here
People who say they suffer from constipation are usually full of sh!t.
if you don`t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.