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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
All the guys in working out photos look like they`re straining or in pain, but there`s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy. Just saying.
If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
Every time I start to feel happy I remember the shingles virus is already inside me.
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
I wish I had a job where I could punch stupid motherf*ckers in the face all day.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!
If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you’d never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else’s phone. Ever.