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Change is hard. Seriously have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
Don`t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
Humans pretend to be smart, but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we just developed x-ray vision.
Ever seen a person so disgusting you hold your breath when you walk by them? Yea I have.
From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
One does not simply log out of their friend`s facebook account without making them gay.
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think "Wow, these are Awesome!"
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
Thanks to Netflix I can tell my doctor I`ve done a lot of "marathons"
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
I`m one of the nicest a$$holes you could ever hope to meet.
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can`t find it.
I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?