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A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
If it rains on a dream catcher, does that make it a wet dream catcher?
Hmmmm, thats odd. . . .According to this height / weight chart. . . . I`m too short.
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
Australian kiss. It`s kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
This patience thing takes forever.
I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
All I`m saying is there`s a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas