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I’m crazy but not “LeBron is better than Jordan” crazy.
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
Girls here is an idea.. instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
If I don`t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
It`s not so much that I have to work that bothers me...oh wait, yes it is.
exercise........you mean extra fries
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
Why do pickup truck commercials think it`s very important that I`m able to tow a plane?