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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
A garbage disposal is just a device for finishing off all the food no one else in the house will eat.
I like you as a friend. Well, more like as a friend of a friend.
That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
Often, when I am reading a good book I stop and thank my teacher. Well, I used to. Until she got that restraining order.
Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
There are a lot of side effects to smoking weed. Like never shutting up about the fact that you smoke weed.
Sometimes I just go on Facebook to see who has been dumped and who is pregnant.
One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.
The only benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don`t have to do laundry for another week or two.
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.