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Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
My "Do Not Disturb" facial expression is not working today.
I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I`ve been to today that`s had "insufficient funds".
If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
When I think of a selfie, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
Dreams are like pictures. I don`t care about yours unless I`m in them.
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.
Ran into a former supervisor from my last job today, kept driving.