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Please ignore this post, I`m pretending to be adding a coworker`s phone number.
I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
i feel naked without my mobile !
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don`t know how to play chess.
You know you`re getting old when cops make you feel safe instead of nervous.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
I started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can`t hear me through binoculars.
Life is so hard when you have twenty TV shows to watch.
I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago...
I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we`re terrified people in real life will find us on the internet
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?