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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
"This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
Insomnia causes questionable browser history.
If you think your wife is crazy now. Wait untill you divorce her.
The worst part of being an insomniac is having to eat spiders while I’m awake to maintain my yearly average.
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the shit out of you.
Currently under the influence of cold and flu medicine...my actions can not be held against me!
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
Running shoes? No, I don`t run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. :)