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Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely Facebooking than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space.
Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and texted me 3 days later asking if I have a girlfriend yet.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
You know you`re old when you think "pokemon" is a gay rastafarian
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
How do I tell a man he loves me?
exactly how long is a cotton picking minute.
I`ll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That`s what this paper says.
I`m God`s gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
How do nudist clean their glasses?
Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
There`s nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you`re home alone at 1 am...and you don`t have children...