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"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
I don’t even know what I don’t know.
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
I can`t wait for Taylor Swift to break up with a black guy, so she can write a rap album!
No, whenever there`s trouble, YOU always seem to be around ... officer.
If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.