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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
My greatest fear is standing on stage in front of millions while my Google search history is read aloud...
My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a pissed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards.
Alcohol goes in ... Happiness comes out.
If you`re gonna label the silica gel "do not eat", maybe you should label everything in the box. I almost ate a shoe before someone stopped me
There is a method to my madness….and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I’m gonna be friggin’ unstoppable
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
When someone walks away from me shaking their head, I totally agree.
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride
Stop undressing me with your eyes!...Use your teeth!