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So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it`s a two-star hotel.
There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
I need an emoticon that’s stabbing another emoticon in the eye with a pen while repeatedly punching it in its little emoticon balls.
It`s so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
If you ever hit rock bottom, bring some beer. I`m almost out.
You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :)
I think I speak for everyone when I say we hate being spoken for.
No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
My status would be a lot funnier if you could see my back-up dancers.
I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you`re talking to drugs, it`s probably too late to say no to them.
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?