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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING!
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I always shout "PIZZA`S HERE" so the delivery guy doesn`t think I`m eating two pizzas by myself.
Survival rule #1: You go first.
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
I was gonna call you... but I`m still sober.
I`ve created a new gym to help with the child obesity problem. There is no building, I am just slowly driving around neighborhoods in an ice cream truck without ever stopping.
You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.