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Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
Contrary to popular belief, it`s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress
I appreciate your help, but no thanks, I can f*ck up my life on my own.
I`m just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
Tip for women; All men really want is to be close to someone who will leave them the hell alone.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
I just watched Back to the Future Part II and not once did I see a person walking around staring at their smartphone.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but Iām trying to be proactive.
BREAKING NEWS: Will Smith sends Miley Cyrus to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.