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I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
"Lets all put our phones down and talk with each other.." - Someone who has run out of phone battery.
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
Gym update: not there
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
I broke up with my gym, we were just not working out.
I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.
It`s funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.
I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.
If someone toilet papered my house that would be great because I`m out of toilet paper.