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If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
If there wasn’t such thing as a last minute I’d never get anything done.
So many Jehovah`s Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah`s Evidence.
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
boss: why are you peeing on the floor? mikeski: i already filled up your coffee cup.
I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
I love my six pack abs so much that I cover them with a layer of fat .
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store clerk asked to come back soon?
You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.