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“I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
You don`t see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don`t see psychics winning the lottery every week.
If I go missing this holiday season and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at the gym.
Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
Was the little pig who built his house out of straw some sort of idiot?
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.
To all the girls who think all guys are the same: Who told you to try them all? Whore.
Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door.