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some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you cant always trust Google maps
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
When one door closes, another one opens.... That`s when you realize that you`ve bought a really bad second hand car.
I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
Don’t get me wrong. I totally hear what you’re saying…I just don’t care.
When I see somebody get on one knee tying their shoe in public I get in front of them, happy cry, and say “Oh my GOD, I will, YES-YESS!”
In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE!
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
Smelling another person should be a choice.